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how to avoid clickbait
and other jokes and responses from my grandmother
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it's LMNOP, my dear Watson!
Sherlock Holmes knows his letters of the alphabet! And also, here are some funny things that my grandma said in response to things that I said.
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werewolf bits and bites
i thought about calling this dispatch "emit wolf flow time!" because it's a palindrome about how it's time for me to emit a flow of wolf! but then i…
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aunt-ological musings
jokes involving the letters "-aunt"
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lois lane, my grandmother, and a bunch of april no-fooling!
also, i'm performing in colorado next week! get your jokes AND information here!
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walk-a walk-a walk-a (three jokes about walking!)
walk this way!
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the Opposite Of Pretending (OOP!)
message and a bottle
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W.O.W. = Words On Words!
also Wow Oh Wow!
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