a crow walks into a bar

jokes you might hear around the crow bar

dear friends who are humans or birds or angels or anything/anyone else,

i’m glad you’re here.
thank you for your time and brain and heart’s attention.
and now, for some silly jokes about crows.

A) a telephone line:

"i'm working on technology whereby a crow who is talking to another crow can find out that yet a third crow wants to talk one of the other crows"