a massive* mass of message sent from massachusetts!

* actual contents of this message may not be all that massive

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being here and for being you.
and now, for a mass of “mass”-related jokery!

A) is for oughttA correct:

auto-correct
can help with
text massaging

B) is for Bottle:

i have a marketing idea for chiropractors…
throw a glass container into the ocean
with a coupon inside that says
"massage in a bottle."

C) is…