a razor-sharp analogy for you to have under your belt
beep beep, fun coming through!
dear prospective fun-havers,
thank you for being here for the fun.
here. it. is!
A) is for arf:
beep is to honk
arf is to woof
B) is for belt:
i once beat up a black belt.
then a guy came in and said,
”my belt! why would you do that to my belt?"
C) is for completely logical:
according to William of Ockham's razor,
it would be simplest to call it