a razor-sharp analogy for you to have under your belt

beep beep, fun coming through!

dear prospective fun-havers,

thank you for being here for the fun.
here. it. is!

A) is for arf:

beep is to honk
as
arf is to woof

B) is for belt:

i once beat up a black belt.
then a guy came in and said,
”my belt! why would you do that to my belt?"

C) is for completely logical:

according to William of Ockham's razor,
it would be simplest to call it
Occam's raz…