Arch-Friendship

i presume that an arch-friend is the opposite of an arch-nemesis. what i'm saying is, here are some silly jokes about Archie comics, because as a child, he was my Arch-friend. (i loved him/them.)

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being where you are and who you are.
and now, because i’ve always loved Archie comics, here are some silly Archie-related jokes!

A) Actually:

Betty and Veronica
are being held back by sexism
prevalent in the patriArchie.

B) Basically:

Riverdale = Dawson's Peaks
(Dawson’s Creek + Twin Peaks)

C) Contradict…