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Attila the Hun, Storm the X-Man, and Sylvester Stallone the Actor You've Heard Of Probably

Attila the Hun, Storm the X-Man, and Sylvester Stallone the Actor You've Heard Of Probably

Three jokes about names! Enjoy!

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 19, 2025
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dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being here and for being you!
and now, for three silly jokes about NAMES!

A) is for Attila:

"Attila" must have been
a much more popular name
back when they needed to add "the Hun" to clarify.


B) is for Beautiful:

"hey, i can manifest a beautiful, crisp autumn afternoon, too!"
— the super-hero Storm som…

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