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aunt-ological musings

jokes involving the letters "-aunt"

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Myq Kaplan
Apr 08, 2024
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dear friend,

i’m grateful that you’re here!
thank you for being here AND for being (wait for it) YOU!
and now, three silly jokes all involving this set of letters: “aunt”

A) is for Aunt:

if one of your parents has a sister,
you can call the place where she lives an "aunted house."
(and also, you don't have to.)


B) is for no Batter (or for Batter… if i didn’t…

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