babies, butterflies, becoming (three jokes about changes)
the only constant is change. or at least that's what it used to be.
dear friends, family, fellow fun-fans,
i’m glad that you’re here.
thank you for being here and being you.
and now, for three silly joke thoughts about change.
A) A change:
“people never change”
“oh you mean like how we start out as babies and then are babies forever?”
“yes that is what i mean”
B) Be change:
i give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
C) See change:
the butterfly effect
used to be known as
the caterpillar effect
but then someone went
and changed one little thing.
and those are the funs for today!
now for some future funs!
— JUST ADDED: A SHOW IN LOS ANGELES ON NOVEMBER 28,
COMEDY FOR THE ANIMALS AT DYNASTY TYPEWRITER! and also…
— SAT, 11/19 in TARRYTOWN, NY: i open for Gary Gulman
— SAT, 11/26 in MAMARONECK, NY: The Ivy League of Comedy
— FRI-SAT, 12/2-3 in BURLINGTON, VT: i headline the Vermont Comedy Club!
— WED-SAT, 12/14-17 in NH AND BOSTON: various links coming soon!
— THURS-SAT, 1/12-1/14 in KC: i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City!
and finally (ONE MORE FUN), a thought i had when i saw this:
when god closes a door, he opens a window.
also sometimes the wall and the door and window are all made of bricks.
and then it’s kool-aid man’s time to shine.