back to the future, transformers, and albany

three jokes about italy kind of

dear italians, non-italians, italian-lovers, italian-others,

i’m glad that you are here.
thank you for so being!
and now, for some jokes that are weirdly all italy-related.

A) an analogy and/or an analogia?:

it's weird that italy and italia are the same place but not albany and albania.

B) back to the “back to the future” references:

"where we're going, we do…