Batman, Lasagna, and Reincarnation (three jokes about cats)

Should I have just put "three jokes about cats" as the subtitle here? Oh well!

dear friends,

thank you for being here.
i am grateful you have chosen to visit this portion of the internet!
and now, three silly jokes about cats PLUS maybe unnecessary explanations!

A) is for ALL cats:

i think the real question is,
why don't all other cats ALSO enjoy
eating that delicious, delicious lasagna?

this is a joke about how garfield loves lasagna.
i…