can't spell "switcheroo" without "hero"!

did you think this was going to be a post about switcheroos? gotcha! it's about heroes!

dear friends,

thank you for being here!
you are my hero for being here!
and now, for some silly jokes about heroes!

A) is for A fun name:

a fun name
for a hero
who fights
vampires
could be
”Garlic Brett.”

B) is for By night:

sometimes i wake up in pajama pants
then i put jeans on over them to go outside
and then when i come home i take off my jeans
AND I'M ALR…