dear friends who were born or maybe who weren’t,
A) birthday!:
it could be fun to call a home video of someone giving birth “bornography.”
B) what’s my porn name?:
when i was a kid, my first pet was named "Porn Name" and i grew up on Porn Name St.
C) forever:
a friend just used the word "porn" as the past tense of "to pour" and now i'm going to do that foreve…
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