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corn-ography

corny porn jokes!

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 09, 2022
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dear friends who were born or maybe who weren’t,

A) birthday!:

it could be fun to call a home video of someone giving birth “bornography.”


B) what’s my porn name?:

when i was a kid, my first pet was named "Porn Name" and i grew up on Porn Name St.

C) forever:

a friend just used the word "porn" as the past tense of "to pour" and now i'm going to do that foreve…

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