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“dinner is at 4pm. i don’t like it being so late, but i’ll take a nap.” -- my grandmother, in a thanksgiving tale from the iris archives

“dinner is at 4pm. i don’t like it being so late, but i’ll take a nap.” -- my grandmother, in a thanksgiving tale from the iris archives

what happens next will SHOCK you. or at least AMUSE you. yes, AMUSE. i'll go with AMUSE. what happens next will AMUSE you.

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dear friends, fam, fans, fellow folks,

hello!
i continue to be grateful that you are here.
thank you, and now for a story of grandmother past.

leading up to thanksgiving 2018, my grandma iris said this to me on the phone:

‪“dinner is at 4pm. i don’t like it being so late, but i’ll take a nap.”

i thought that was fun, so i shared online that she said that.
then, my grandmother commented on the post:

”What is at 4 P.M.?”

a real twist! so i replied:

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