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do me a solid/liquid/gas

do me a solid/liquid/gas

one joke for each state of matter, each one as hot as plasma!

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Myq Kaplan
May 24, 2023
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dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here!
thank you for being as you are.
and now, for some solid jokes about liquid and gas!

A) pro tip/hot take/life hack:

you can consolidate all your pro tips, hot takes, and life hacks

B) tea for TOO!:

sometimes when
i drink tea that's too hot,
i throw a temperature tantrum


C) is your fuel company gaslighting you?:

has anyone looke…

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