do me a solid/liquid/gas

one joke for each state of matter, each one as hot as plasma!

dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here!
thank you for being as you are.
and now, for some solid jokes about liquid and gas!

A) pro tip/hot take/life hack:

you can consolidate all your pro tips, hot takes, and life hacks

B) tea for TOO!:

sometimes when
i drink tea that's too hot,
i throw a temperature tantrum

C) is your fuel company gaslighting you?:

has anyone looke…