Do you like the Odyssey but wish it were less of an epic poem and more like three short jokes, one of which is about the Odyssey? Then have I got the post for you!

No subtitle necessary!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here!
thank you for choosing to be here!
and now, for some silly jokes about stories.


A) is for A time:

once upon a time,
stories didn't begin with
"once upon a time."

B) is for Bon voyage!:

the odyssey
is a poetic story of a voyage
so i wonder if, while on it, they ever yelled out "ODE TRIP!"

C) is for Coming up with a goo…