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elephant haiku / followed by bowling haiku / then one more haiku

elephant haiku / followed by bowling haiku / then one more haiku

three haiku-form jokes! / also many more haiku! / haiku hi to you!

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Nov 16, 2022
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dear dear dear dear friends,
i am glad that you are here!
thank you for being.

today’s funs will come
in the form of some haiku.
and now, here we go!

A) A is for An elephant:

when an elephant's
nose is stuffed up, that could be
called "junk in the trunk"


B) B is for Being an ally of bowling:

do i like bowling?
here’s my answer: bowling is
right up my alley.


C) C is…

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