emailing brad pitt

a more realistic sequel to "being john malkovich"

dear friends, fans, folks, fellow funners,

i’m glad you’re here!
thank you for so being!
here is a silly thing for today!

in 2013, i decided to embark upon a project to find out who was the most famous person with [their name] at gmail, so i emailed bradpitt@gmail.com to see if it might be him.

here it is! still waiting to hear back.
also, how are YOU doing?
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