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everything bagels!

everything bagels!

that is to say, everything in this post is about bagels

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Myq Kaplan
Apr 28, 2022
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dear bagel-lovers, bagel-likers, bagel-accepters, bagel-other-emotion-havers, and/or more!

i’m glad that you are here.
thank you for so being.
and now, for some silly bagel-related scenes i have imagined. please enjoy!

A) any magic words?:

"is this bakery closed? what kind of bagels do you have? and are there any magic words necessary to say to get one?"
"op…

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