Eye eye, Kaplan!

Some jokes about eyes, from me, Myq Kaplan! (Would you have preferred this post be called "eye eye eye" to the tune of "oy oy oy"?)

Dear friends,

I’m grateful that you’re here.
Thank you for being where you are and who you are.
And now, for three silly jokes about eyes, kind of.

A) is for A joke about eyes.

"That's just how I roll"
— my eyes, when people say things like "that's just how I roll"

”That’s just how eye roll”
— other people, when I do wordplay like “that’s just how eye roll”

B) i…