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fast food funs!

fast food funs!

funs about foods that are fast!

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Myq Kaplan
Jul 10, 2022
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dear (fast food funning) friends,

i’m glad you are here.
thank you for being!
and now, for some (as advertised) fast food funs!

A) ate o’clock:

i was keeping a food journal but then i ate it.

B) belly laugh:

"do you have a problem with the size of my mid-section?"
"no."
"why not?"
"a waist is a terrible thing to mind."


C) CITRUSin’ pretty:

if life gives you ze…

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