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giraffe and guilt goofs!

giraffe and guilt goofs!

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Myq Kaplan
Jan 06, 2022
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dear friends,

i continue to be glad that you are here.
thank you.
and now, get ready for funs…

A) on your mark:

2022 so far so goof

B) get set:

if a race is neck and neck, it's close
UNLESS one is a giraffe


C) keep going!:

once i saw a car
with a license plate saying “NOTGUILTY”
run a red light


and those are the thems of the day!
thank you again for your presence h…

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