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go-go dancers, hot pursuit, and calming down

go-go dancers, hot pursuit, and calming down

three short jokes. welcome!

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 18, 2023
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dear friends,

good day to you!
i’m glad you’re here! thank you for your presence!
and now, three quick sillinesses.

A) do not pass go-go (or do if you want to, fine by me):

you’ve heard of go-go dancers?
well, i’m a stop-stop dancer.
(i don’t dance all that much.)


B) a trivial matter (or a matter of trivia):

we rarely hear of being in COLD pursuit.
(i’m in hot pu…

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