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goats and giraffes and frogs, oh my!

goats and giraffes and frogs, oh my!

three joke haiku here! / each one about animals / (those mentioned above)

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 12, 2023
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dear friends,

i’m grateful you’re here!
thank you for being here and for being you!
and now, for three quick silly joke haikus about animals:

A) Ais for An idea for a super hero story about silly goats:

super goats that you
can’t see even though they’re there:
"InvisiBillies"


B) B is for how Beauty is in the eye of the frog-holder:

you must kiss lots of
frogs bef…

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