Heart Brain Art Train (new book of my jokes illustrated by the wonderful Ramin Nazer is available NOW)

hope you enjoy it!

dear friends, fans, family, folks,

i am super grateful that you’re here.

thank you for being here at this momentous time to celebrate the release of my new book, a collaboration with ramin nazer called “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN”! i wrote the jokes and ramin made the pictures.

in honor of its release this week, today’s jokes/thoughts will all come in the form of images from the book! please enjoy as desired and possible, and click the link to purchase the book if you like!

we are super happy with it and proud of it! it has been 5+ years in the making, or billions of years if you count the whole universe which i do!
love and thanks friends! here we go!

A) A is for An Alley Ally:

another recommendation i have for bowling alleys is to have our book “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN” available for people to read when it’s not their turn to bowl. or when it IS their turn to bowl. it could be a whole new sport, seeing how many pins you can knock down while also reading our new book!

B) B is for Birds, Books, and Bins:

this is a process we recommend for everyone regarding everything EXCEPT FOR ONE THING: our book, “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN”! for this book, feel free to keep it even if you love it. or i suppose, if you get it and love it and want to share it with loved ones, then by all means set it free to them. but also you could get them their own copy. set these books free from the publisher’s storage areas! as you wish.

C) C is for Camaraderie:

this is a joke that i wrote during the initial lockdown phase of the pandemic, and i think it’s still true! if you read “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN” inside your home, this joke will exist at its most resonant. recommended! also recommended: reading the book outside your home. in nature, in a park, wherever you wish! the jokes will still be INSIDE the book, so technically they can be inside AND outside jokes at the same time. schrödinger’s jokes in a way. i’m thinking outside and inside the box. also, there is at least one cat in this book!

and those are just THREE of the 75+ pages of “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN”!
thanks for being here and checking them out!
and thanks for considering getting the book!

and now, some questions for you:

1) how are you doing? what’s new and good? how is your heart?
2) do you have a favorite book aside from “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN”?
3) any ideas that YOU have to improve bowling alleys?
4) what sparks joy for you?
5) do you have any inside jokes you’d like to share? what about outside ones?
6) how are you doing NOW?

and that’s not all! but it is ALMOST all! for today!
before we go, here are some shows i’ve got coming up:

— June 21: Barrel Proof Lounge in Santa Rosa, CA!
— June 22: Don’t Tell Comedy in Santa Rosa, CA!
— June 24-25: Alameda Comedy Club in Alameda, CA!
— July 1: Holiday Inn in Grantville, PA!
— July 6-8: Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse in Arlington, VA!
— July 12-15: Acme Comedy Co. in Minneapolis, MN!
— August 2-28: ImPerfect at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest in Scotland!

and that’s all for today!
thank you so much for being here!
thank you for celebrating the release of the “HEART BRAIN ART TRAIN”!
i hope everyone gets it and loves it and shares it with others who will get it and love it or say things like “i already got it and loved it because i was in the first EVERYONE who gets it and loves it.”
thanks so much for receiving!
much love to you/yours/all!