hot takes! (takes on hotness! or heat, as it's sometimes called! but almost never heatness, UNTIL NOW!)

when the weather is hot, it's called heat. when a person is hot, it's called hotness. when a miami basketball team is anything, it's called heat.

dear friends,

i’m grateful you’re here.
thanks for being here and for being you!
and now, some jokey thoughts on heatness!

A) is for A hot minute:

i haven't heard anyone say "in a hot minute" in a hot minute.

B) is for Being a hot commodity:

i'm actually more of a hot calm oddity.

C) is for Cold:

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