how do you get to Carnegie Hall (and other questions/answers/jokes/thoughts about geography)

hope this geogs your memory!

dear friends,

i’m glad that you’re here!
thank you for being here and being you!
and now, for some jokes and thoughts about the world!

A) is for Action:

think globally; act jokily.

B) is for Big help:

need help with directions while snorkeling?
i suggest using Goggle Maps.

C) is for Carnegie Hall:

"can you tell me how to get to carnegie hall?"
"GPS GPS GPS"

and t…