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i type "potato," you type "potato," there's no conflict here!

i type "potato," you type "potato," there's no conflict here!

unless there's a potypo

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Jul 16, 2023
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dear friends,

i’m grateful you’re here!
thank you for being here!
and now, for some silly jokes about potatoes.

A) some potato questions:

1) is Potato Head a last name, or first and last?
2) did Mrs. Potato Head take her husband's name?
3) is it a common name in the potato-headed community?
4) why isn't it Potato-Body?
5) why aren't there humans with the last n…

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