if you long for jokes that are short...

gym longs and other joke shorts here!

dear friends,

as always, i am glad that you are here and you are you.
thank you for being and doing all that you are being and doing.
and now, for some sillies of the day.

A) welcome to the hot-hell california (and other states):

it may not be hot as hell
but it sure is hella hot!

B) a super-duper superlative (or a super-duperlative):

in my high school yearbook…