Myq Kaplan's Arty Har-Hars

Myq Kaplan's Arty Har-Hars

In which Myq discusses whether there MIGHT in fact be a way to get a free lunch, and other philosophical musings on a lovely Mitch Hedberg joke nugget

Spoiler alert: no spoilers here! So maybe this is a meta-spoiler alert? Or a non-spoiler alert? Sorry if you love spoilers and this spoils it for you!

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Myq Kaplan
Oct 27, 2025
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Dear friends,

I’m grateful that you’re here!
And now, for a few follow-up thoughts to my most recent post about this delightful Mitch Hedberg joke:

“I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: ‘Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner.’ Gimme a call, maybe we’ll have lunch. If I’m lucky!”
— Mitch Hedberg


1) He want…

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