L is for Lots of things

like, well, like "like," to start with!

dear friends!

i’m glad you’re here.
thank you and welcome!
and now, for some L-related loveliness!

A) L is for light:

what will we do
if robots ever learn
to identify traffic lights?

B) L is for Lemon:

"you sold me a lemon!"

-- someone expressing anger to a car salesperson OR someone expressing excitement and gratitude to a fruit vendor

C) L is for Letter:

Dear …