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leaping, beeping, and sleeping

three quick jokes!

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Myq Kaplan
Sep 04, 2022
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dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here.
thank you for being here and you.
and now, for some sillies for the day!

A) one giant leap for oops:

"leap and the net will appear"
is great advice
except for literally.


B) beep beep, sleep coming through!:

“beep beep who’s got the keys to the sleep”
— me, tired yet awake still


C) schrödinger’s nap:

when awake, i don't want to…

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