lois lane, my grandmother, and a bunch of april no-fooling!

also, i'm performing in colorado next week! get your jokes AND information here!

dear friends, family, fans, fellow folks, friends, and more friends,

i’m grateful you’re here!
thank you for being here and being you!
and now for a few foolish april jokes!

A) is for April:

hey why do we call it April Fool’s Day and not Pranksgiving?

my grandma iris once told me that she won a lot of money that she didn't need so i could have it. then she said “april fools.” and this all happened on april THIRD. so i told her “you got me” and she said “really?” and i said “no.” and that’s how i like my pranks to go, weird and over very quickly!

B) is for good Buddies:

"10/4, good buddy"
-- me telling my friend what date it was when he asked on october fourth

so, feel free to mark your calendars so that you too can have this kind of fun on october 4. why am i telling you now? because this joke will also work on april 10 if you’re in europe or have european friends or just have a european mindset. 10/4 is april 10 over there! no prank here!

C) is for C-ing the truth:

i think we all owe lois lane an apology for thinking she was such a fool to not see through superman’s disguise because my phone’s facial recognition feature doesn’t recognize me when i’m not wearing my glasses

she was no fool! just how i like my april.
or my phone IS a fool. just how i like my technology.
(unable to take over the world just yet!)

and that’s all for right now from me! now, for some questions to YOU:

1) how are you doing? what is new and good? how is your heart?
2) has anyone ever played a prank on you that you loved?
3) do you have a good buddy that you’d like to share a story about?
4) how do you feel about technology? are you tech-knowledgy?
5) how are you doing NOW?

finally, here are some shows i’ll be doing soon!

— Fort Collins, CO on April 10 (see below for a real fun poster!)
— Denver, CO on April 12
— Lafayette, LA on April 18
— New Orleans, LA on April 19
— Mobile, AL on April 20
— Panama City, FL on April 21
— Dallas, TX on July 12-13
— Columbus, OH on September 11
— Cincinnati, OH on September 12

thanks to mckinley cox as always for the fantastic show art! and to mindy tucker whose wonderful photo of me is at the center of it all! and to YOU for reading all of this! hope to see you at this show or any show or if you know anyone in these places i hope to see THEM! thanks for being here! much love to you and yours and all!