love, lumber, and the second amendment

three short joke thoughts

dear dearer dearests,

welcome to now.
i’m glad you are here!
and now, here are a few quick funs for the day!

A) free love!:

if you love something, set it free.
or maybe if you love something,
don't imprison it in the first place.

B) amend to that!:

"the second amendment cannot be changed"
"amend literally means change"

C) logging off!:

saying "i slept like a log" puts the lumber in slumber.

and that’s it for today!
now, for a few items about FUTURE todays:

Wednesday, April 20: I am a part of this Dopest Party Ever!
Friday, May 6: I headline the Renwick Mansion in Davenport, IA!
Thursday, May 26: Liz Glazer and I perform in Altoona, PA!
Sunday, June 12: I headline Helium in Portland, OR!

thank you for being here! love to you and yours and all!