my reverence for the relevance of hella fancy elephants

and also elephants that are less fancy

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being here and for being you.
and now, for some silly jokes about elephants.

A) is for Activities:

most elephants are good at multi-tusking.

B) is for is for Blowing your trunk:

when an elephant's nose is stuffed that could be referred to as "junk in the trunk"

C) is for an elephant’s most famous Capaci…