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three short jokes about myths!

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Myq Kaplan
May 13, 2024
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dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being here and being you!
and now, three short jokes about myths!

A) is for A myth:

i wrote a Dr. Who myth called "The Tardis and the Hare."
slow and steady wins the race, unless someone has a time machine.


B) is for a Boat:

a myth about a boat is a ferry tale.

C) is for Crete:

why did theseus slay the m…

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