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oats, boats, and goats

oats, boats, and goats

jokes!

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Myq Kaplan
Nov 06, 2023
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dear friends,

i’m grateful for you.
thank you for being here.
and now, a few silly jokes about oats, boats, and goats!

A) is for oat:

i know i'm a little too late for this to happen,
but i have an idea for an angela lansbury wilfred brimley teamup project.
it's called "quaker she oat."


B) is for boat:

"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME MOOR OUR BOAT!"
-- someone in nee…

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