oats, boats, and goats

jokes!

dear friends,

i’m grateful for you.
thank you for being here.
and now, a few silly jokes about oats, boats, and goats!

A) is for oat:

i know i'm a little too late for this to happen,
but i have an idea for an angela lansbury wilfred brimley teamup project.
it's called "quaker she oat."

B) is for boat:

"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME MOOR OUR BOAT!"
-- someone in nee…