One, Two, Tree Jokes!

Three jokes about trees, or tree jokes about threes!

Dear friends,

I’m grateful that you’re here.
Thank you for being here and being you!
And now, for three silly jokes about trees. Or rather, now for tree silly jokes.

A) is for A joke about a tree:

"I pity the fall"
— Mr. Tree

B) is for Branching off, a scene:

"Make like a tree and leave!"
"But trees stick around!"
"You stumped me."
"Oak-kay!"
"Now I'm branchin…