owls, hurricanes, and truth balms

three jokes! and more!

dear friends, humans, birds, other animals, non-animals, robots, other friends, and more,

i’m glad you are here. i’m glad you are you.
thank you for being and doing all that you are being and doing.
and now, please enjoy this series of silliness for the day.

A) ordeal or no ordeal:

"oh, i get what the deal is"
-- understand-up comedian

B) weather or not:

it’s weird that the same people who say gays cause hurricanes
also say that climate change isn't really happening
because people can't affect the weather.

C) birdplay:

"WHOOOO-ah"
-- Owl Pacino

and that’s all* for today!

BONUS: i was on a fun podcast called “Healthification.” they say i dropped some vegan truth bombs. technically, i hope they’re more like truth BALMS.

EXTRA BONUS! i’ll be doing some standup shows on various future todays:
9/2: City Winery Boston
9/8: The Idiot Box in Greensboro, NC
9/11: Goodnights in Raleigh, NC
9/17: Wormhole in Savannah, GA
9/23: ABQ Funny Fiesta in Albuquerque, NM
9/30: Albany Veg Fest in Cohoes, NY
10/28: B-Side Comedy Club in Scarsdale, NY

thank you for being here.
love to you and yours and all the people and birds and more out there and in here.
i appreciate you!

* okay, one more bit of all for today… check out this beautiful piece of art my friend mckinley cox made out of my silly birdplay! now THAT’S owl for today.