planet mirth

some fun planet jokes in the rotation

dear planetary inhabitants and/or others,

i am glad you’re here
on whatever planet you’re on (or off)
thank you for so being!

and now for the planet-related funs of the day!

A) earth:

i'm a round earther.

B) venus:

it's easier to become an overnight success on venus
because the planet rotates more slowly.
(only downside: poison atmosphere.)

C) mercury:

is mercury ever NOT in retrograde?

and

those are the funs for the day!
more planets coming soon!
thank you for being here!

PS here are a few other earthlings (or otherwise) that i enjoy on substack:

story club (george saunders)
jasmin’s jargon (jasmin singer)
bright spots (chris duffy)
charlotte’s web thoughts (charlotte clymer)
drawing links (edith zimmerman)
first thought friday (cory allen)
piffany (sean mccarthy)

PPS here are a few upcoming places i’ll be performing on earth, soon:

indianapolis on 12/17-18!
columbia, mo on 12/19!
des moines on 12/22!
batavia, il on 12/30-1/1/22!
rutherford, nj on 2/11-2/12/22!

and finally, here is a beautiful art that my friend mickey cox made to help spread the word about my new year’s eve weekend shows in batavia, il!
thanks again to you all for being here, there, wherever you are!