playing the Anger Brain Card (or, now i know my OTHER ABCs)

three jokes: one about anger, one about brains, and one about cards

dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here!
thank you for being!
now, three quick funs!

A) A is for Anger:

are irish people angry that their country is called ire-land?

B) B is for Brain:

a certain subset of brain freeze could be called "shake shock"!

C) C is for Card:

a mother's guilt could be called "playing the umbilical card."

and that’s all the funs for today!
i hope…