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POEThree

POEThree

three jokes about poems and/or poems about jokes

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 07, 2023
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dear friends, family, fellow poets,

i am grateful that you’re here!
thank you for being so near!
now for today’s jokes
(it’s not a hoax)
on poems. all clear?

A) A is for APL:

there is a rapper named APL.DE.AP
artichoke dip is an applebee app
this is a poem called "rap'll be rap"


B) B is for Beauty-Beholder:

poetry is
music
to my
eyes


C) C is for Christopher Walken:

is…

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