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a few short jokes about parrots!

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Myq Kaplan
Aug 14, 2022
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dear humans, birds, angels, friends of all kinds,

i’m glad you are here.
thank you for so being. i’m very grateful to and for you.
and now, some silly jokes that are all parrot-related somehow.

A) a is for active voice:

"I HEAR VOICES IN THE HOUSE! IS IT A GHOST? Oh, it's just our bird."
-- Parrot-Normal Activity


B) b is for bunches of birds:

polyamory: when y…

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