Predicting the future (and other things that I can do, with varying success rates)

may i PRESENT 3 jokes about the FUTURE! coming to you NOW in the PRESENT!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here!
thank you for making this choice!
and NOW, for three silly jokes about the FUTURE!

A) is for A prediction:

i predict that in the future i will never be able to predict the future.

(pretty much all my predicting is done in the present.)

B) is for Being all thumbs:

"i'm all thumbs" -- a person in the past who is clumsy…