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some adorable matters

some adorable matters

don't have a cow, but sometimes i adore a bull.

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Myq Kaplan
Oct 30, 2021
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dear friends,

i’m glad you are here.
here are some extra funs i thought about today.
i shared them with a few friends individually, and then decided to share here!

A) welcome:

"matador" sounds like someone describing what they see as they approach the front of a house. a welcome MAT... A DOOR!

B) i might prefer a gladder horn:

“matterhorn” sounds like part of …

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