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some non-biting bite bits

some non-biting bite bits

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 09, 2024
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dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here.
thank you for being here and being you!
and now, for three very silly bits about bites.

A) is for A vampire:

if a sheep ever got bitten by a vampire and then become the main one in charge, a good name for them could be Count Sheep. (or that could just be a good name for a sleepy vampire!)

B) is for Blaine I MEAN BITE… I MEA…

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