some quick jokes about captains and kangaroos but NOT captain kangaroo

thanks for being here!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here!
thank you for being here and for being you.
and now, some silly jokes about space!

A) is for Aphorism:

some say, "shoot for the moon. even if you fail you'll land among the stars."
i say, "shoot for yourself. even if you fail, you're you. so you can't fail at it!"

B) is for Biplanetary:

on earth, kangaroos are marsu…