submarines, subjectivity, and subatomic particles

jokes!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being where and who you are.
and now, some sub-related silliness!

A) submarine sitcom scene:

"which missile should i fire?"
"whatever floats your boat"
"you mean, whatever sinks THEIRS?"
"get out of my office!"

B) the subject is subjectivity:

"what do you talk about in your comedy?"
"mostly people who …