table: this discussion

three silly jokes about tables

dear friends,

i’m glad you’re here.
thank you for being here!
and now, for some very silly jokes about tables!

A) turning the tables:

"let's discuss that table"
"it's a table”
"great. now let's table that discussion"

B) a table fable:

give a restaurant your name as
"La-Di-Da-Di-We-Likes-To"
so when your table is ready,
they'll call for the "La-Di-Da-Di-We-Likes-…