the iris archives, volume 2: be a puppy

"myq is a comedian" -- iris

dear friends, family, fans, fellow iris-heads and FUTURE iris-heads,

hi! i’m very grateful that you’re here. thank you so much.
as you may know, i usually use this platform to share short jokes, and sometimes additional other things. today is an Other Things day.

my grandma iris died in march 2020 at the age of 91 and i’m very grateful that she was in my life for so many of those years. i’m also grateful to STILL have her in my life, via facebook comments that live on forever.

and comment she did!
and share them i shall!
and phrase things like this i’ll stop doing right now!

for example, on this day 6 years ago, i posted this:

and then

someone named Анна replied, and i replied back, and then my grandma got in on the action. here’s how it went:


ME: i love you. unless you don't want me to, in which case i still do but secretly so you feel the way you want. shhhh.

Анна: Dude. That's the worst. Don't be a puppy.

ME: like i said, i won't if you don't want me to

Анна: No no no no no. You are setting yourself up for agony. The love don't come back your way you keep it moving. Otherwise you're letting a chick trample every last crumb of your self esteem. Cold fact.

ME: i appreciate if you're trying to help. but i've never had more love and potential for love in my life than i do right now. and i'm also just fine in the self esteem department. i'm not sure where you're coming from, but i wish you well.

Анна: Haha, good! You can just say f off Anna you're an idiot. I projected. Apologies.

ME: thanks! not my style. this is more my style. much appreciated!

IRIS: Anna Myq is a comedian. Laugh.