the reports of mark twain's death (and other marginally related sillinesses)

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dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being who and where you are.
and now, for some very silly jokes about death!

A) is for A thing people say:

“you know your hair keeps growing after you die” — a thing people say
“hey quit rubbing it in” — a thing bald guys say back probably

B) is for Before:

"what happens after we die?"
"what happens BEF…